Glossary
jumpy = jumper
cardy = cardigan
drinkies = alcohol
pandy = hand
I-
spuddy duddies = potatoes
roon = rabbit
booon = bunny
pickling = raining
pics & poems -
I seldom thought of teddy bears
Mere children's toys, just cloth and hair
But then one day at 41
I bought a chap called Fluffy Tum.
In truth his name is strange indeed
Though not as strange as ‘Tumbleweed’
Ostensibly a glove pup-
FT was nothing like a muppet
A rabbit with a bent right ear
He neither spoke nor raised a sneer
Instead expressions were his means
To make me understand his dreams
His whims proved simple as whims go
To rescue those beset by foes
‘Go forth, collect more bears,’ willed he
‘Yes, save them from all would-
From savage dogs and kids that heave
I must give hope, make them believe
Thus I did as I was bid
And bought five bears for 20 quid
Onward then, I travelled far
Until Japan that land of cars
Where I discovered Arfa Bear
FT's mentor, friend and heir
All shapes and sizes came my way
Including all the waifs and strays
Those trapped in windows, left on shelves
Rhinos, lions and even elves
Made in China, some made here
It didn't matter, cheap or dear
Each day their numbers grew, then oh!
The problem now was where they'd go
My house was small, it would not do
What I needed was a zoo
But then in Yorkshire, White Rose Land
I bought 'The Lodge' and could expand
So now we live as one big clan
A happy group of bears and man
Still no one speaks or ever groans
And, thank God, no one needs a phone
By means unknown our thoughts combine
So every soul has peace of mind
And though it's surely sounds insane
We like old films and play odd games
Of course the bears don't eat or drink
But then again I sometimes think
That when each day it comes ‘that’ time
I think, through me, they quite like wine
You may perceive my task is done
The journey's end, a time for fun
Yet bears abound round every bend
And lest they’re safe, there'll be no end
To save them all -
But how, you cry and at what toll?
Good questions both, but I don't know
I'll just keep going, enjoy the show
And what if I collect yet more?
Then I'll be camping on the floor
But wait, I see the TV's gone
The bears are up, Ms Spears is on
Shhh!
How it all began…
Arfa Bear
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